Hair Spray

Posted in Undogegorized by chamblee54 on May 18, 2008

It has been a lively weekend. A Triple Crown race was run without a fatality. Mike Huckabee said something foolish. I found a blog called Easybakecoven.
This piece is from Mattilda at Nobody Passes:

Oh, no — apparently soon I can get gay married, but the company that sells my Fresh Botanicals Hairspray has discontinued the product!!!!!!! What the hell am I going to do? I’ve used that *product* for 10 or 15 years, and it works like glue — without alcohol! And without destroying my life from an allergy attack! I asked the person on the line why they discontinued it — she says I don’t know, we’ve always gotten a fair number of orders for it, especially from people in prison — prisoners loved it!
Turns out that prison officials generally confiscate anything with alcohol as an ingredient, so it looks like I’m not the only one who’s looking for a replacement…

JoemyGod sent a link to this article. A reporter went to Iraq to see what life was like for Gay people. The last line of the story was that they had it better when Saddam ran the show. This quote stuck with me:

“Having completed my difficult journey to the Red Zone, of course I hoped that my Iraqi contacts had arrived at our meeting place as well. But I had also come to recognize by this point that no one was in more danger than the Iraqis with whom I interacted. Rahim explained that insurgents are so ubiquitously on the lookout to kill collaborators that even to speak English on a cell phone in public in Baghdad could mark someone for instant death.”
The more I hear from Babylon, the more absurd talk about “liberation” and “war on islamic terrorism” seems.

For sheer crass entertainment, the ads on Craigs List are tough to beat.
…My friends tell me I’m one of the most genuine people they’ve ever met. … love to throw a backpack on my back and hike through the woods, canoe on a river, explore a cave, repel up a cliff, or spread a blanket by the campfire, sip Merlot, and make love in the moonlight and under the twinkling stars….. . You needn’t be the sharpest knife in the drawer, but nor do I wish to deprive a village somewhere of its idiot. Physically, I am attracted to masculine/butch, SLENDER, smooth to moderately hairy, younger men age 22-35, handsome, clean-cut, professional or preppy types, THIN to athletic build, and clean shaven. Sorry, and no offense, but I’m not attracted to fats, femmes, Asians, Blacks, Pacific Islanders, Filipinos, chainsaw murderers, convicted felons, stalkers, bears, bald men, or men with long hair, pony tails, tattoos, or piercings. …If you are a Republican, a lawyer, a workaholic, an alcoholic, are confrontational or argumentative, a circuit or party boy, a lounge lizard, a druggie, a drama queen, OR are promiscuous and have had sex with more than two partners in the past year, please don’t bother to respond. As for the rest of you fine and upstanding young men life isn’t forever, take a chance, there are only so many tomorrows!

I sent him a note, saying “I think you might have better luck repelling up a cliff”. I got this reply:

hi there and thanks for your response!
i’m in a bit of hurry to work at the moment. unfortunately I cannot
send e-mails there cause my boss has blocked it. I have an account
here though
my name on the site is xyzdef. it doesn’t cost anything to sign
up so don’t worry.
have a look at my profile and pictures and I’ll respond to you as soon as I can.
looking forward to getting to know you =)

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  1. mattilda bernstein sycamore said, on May 19, 2008 at 1:59 am

    Weirdo, indeed…

  2. Mint said, on May 20, 2008 at 12:50 am

    Thank you for good information~~*

    Please comeback to visit my blog too :

    I’m sorry , If you think this is spam. but may i thank you again.


  3. Denny said, on May 22, 2008 at 7:51 pm

    I shouldn’t be shocked and yet…………….

  4. chamblee54 said, on May 22, 2008 at 8:31 pm

    What did you find shocking? The hairspray not being available, the slaughter in Babylon, or the dude who likes to repel up cliffs?

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