Gender Bender

Posted in Uncategorized by chamblee54 on September 19, 2008

There was a band called The Kinks. They did a show at the Atlanta Municipal Auditorium. Before a number called “Lola”, the vocalist taught the audience their part of the song. If you are a man, you sing Lo La. If you are a woman, you sing La La La La. If you are not sure, just clap your hands.

The concept of gender confusion is well tested. To help with household items, we present the guide below.
FREEZER BAGS: Male. They hold everything in, but you can see right through them PHOTOCOPIERS: Female. Once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again. They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons. TIRES: Male. They go bald easily and are often over inflated HOT AIR BALLOONS: Male. To get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt. SPONGES: Female. They are soft, squeezable and retain water. WEB PAGES: Female. They are constantly being looked at, and frequently getting hit on. This blog is an exception. TRAINS: Male. They always use the same old lines for picking up people. EGG TIMERS: Female. Over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom. HAMMERS: Male .For the last 5000 years, they’ve hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around. THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. It easily gives a man pleasure, he’d be lost without it, and while he doesn’t always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

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