What Breed of Conservative are You?

Posted in Uncategorized by chamblee54 on February 21, 2009



It turns out the liberal breed test is a function of a political humor website. There is a companion test to see what type of conservative you are. It uses the same questions as the liberal test. The multiple choice answers are different.

Yes, there is a book, ” How to win a fight with a liberal”.
The bumper sticker answers are less imaginative.

Which bumper sticker would you most likely put on your car? 1. In Case of Rapture, This Car Will Be Unmanned 2. If You’re Gonna Burn Our Flag, Wrap Yourself in It First 3. Work Harder, Millions on Welfare Depend on You 4. Another Former Fetus for Life 5. Ted Kennedy’s Car Has Killed More People than My Gun 6. No Oil for Pacifists

PG chose number 3. There are corporate bigshots getting millions in welfare, while PG looks for a job.

Six more questions, and it is time for an answer.

You are a Free Marketeer, also known as a fiscal conservative. You believe in free-market capitalism, tax cuts, and protecting your hard-earned cash from pick-pocketing liberal socialists.



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