Chamblee54

What Breed of Liberal are You?

Posted in Uncategorized by chamblee54 on February 21, 2009

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The word liberal is a bit shaky. It is used as an insult by radio whiners. Very few people use it as a symbol of pride.

Online quizzes have a credibility gap. The ability to interpret your personality based on multiple choice answers is suspect.

When PG saw the badge at transgriot, inviting you to see what kind of liberal you are, he took the bait. There is a certain synchronicity and simultaneity here.

The test is sponsored by a site called fight conservatives. They promote a book about winning fights with conservatives. A fight with a conservative is like a war in southeast asia….the minute you get involved, you lose. It is like arguing with an idiot…he will drag you down to his level, and beat you with experience.

The first question is a clue that this test is just a bit fishy.

1. Which bumper sticker would you most likely put on your car? 1. I’m Already Against the Next War 2. Nice Hummer—Sorry About Your Penis 3. America: One Nation Under Surveillance 4. Of Course It Hurts, You’re Getting Screwed by an Elephant 5. Evolution Is Just a Theory . . . Kind of Like Gravity 6. May the Fetus You Save Be Gay

PG is at a loss on this. He hasn’t had a bumper sticker since “Don’t blame me, I voted for McGovern”. Anything that gets attention from the police is not good. One day later, he cannot remember which one he chose.

In an impressive display of capitalism, the bumper stickers used in the question are available for sale.

The rest of the test is just as goofy. Finally, PG got to the end, and found out what kind of liberal he is.

You are a Reality-Based Intellectualist, also known as the liberal elite. You are a proud member of what’s known as the reality-based community, where science, reason, and non-Jesus-based thought reign supreme.

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