Chamblee54

Ten Things You Cannot Say

Posted in Religion, The Internet by chamblee54 on November 19, 2009


There is a post at listserve today about the ten items you should never discuss on the internet. PG is going to take this as a challenge, and try to say something rude about all ten. Today is International Mens Day, and we all know that real men have lots of opinions.

01 Religion On the day PG was born, his father called the church choir director, at 6am, to sign PG up. The choir director, a gentleman named Ray Smathers, went back to sleep. PG thinks that Mr. Smathers had the right idea.

02 Origins of Man Gorillas and chimpanzees are embarrassed by people.

03 Politics A man is drowning fifty feet offshore. A democrat throws seventy five feet of rope, and then doesn’t tie it to anything. A republican throws twenty five feet of rope, and says that swimming to the rope will build character.

04 The Holocaust What Hitler did sixty five years ago does not justify dropping white phosphorous on children in Gaza today.

05 Gun Control A prominent politician in Georgia recently took some pills, and called his mother. The prominent politician said he was killing himself. If the prominent politician had used a gun, he would have succeeded.

06 Abortion PG has never had an abortion.

07 Race Relations PG does not like people who do not like PG.

08 Jesus Christ What Jesus worshipers call Jesus is a man made spirit, that has little in common with the historic figure. We know little about the man in Palestine two thousand years ago. The spirit called Jesus is a source of misery to PG.

09 Homosexuality If you have to ask, do you really need to know?

10 The Middle East If there was no oil there, would anyone care?

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  1. Real Men Have Opinions « Chamblee54 said, on November 19, 2010 at 3:45 pm

    […] is a repost in honor of International Mens Day. Pictures are from The Library of Congress. There is a post at […]

  2. Ten Things You Cannot Say | Chamblee54 said, on November 20, 2016 at 2:12 pm

    […] was International Men’s Day, and World Toilet Day. Real men have lots of opinions. This is a repost. 01 Religion On the day PG was born, his father called the church choir director, at 6am, to sign […]


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