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Philosophy Of 2Girls1Cup

Posted in Uncategorized by chamblee54 on December 22, 2009




Two years ago, the video “2girls1cup” was the rage of the internet. A trailer for a trash Brazilian movie, the featurette shows two buxom young ladies sharing the contents of a plastic cup. The contents of the cup are supposed to be human waste, although PG suspects it is chocolate ice cream. Later, one of the players shares a technicolor yawn with the other. This scene was shot in profile, and PG suspects a plastic supply tube on the side the camera does not see.

The video is not in wide circulation. The site is still up, but you have to give a credit card number to see the production.

PG did two posts on this “product”. The first was a review of different reaction videos. This was part of the fun…put an unsuspecting person in front of the video, and record the results. Many of these videos are still up. Others have been removed, including one from a man with a nose ring who lives in Michigan…”The philosophy of 2girls1cup”.

That video got PG to thinking, which is not always a good move. Before we regurgitate that essay, we should ponder the question ” Is 2girls1cup real?”. A google search for that question yielded 88,000 results. None of the choices on the first page said for sure, although the autuer did admit to using chocolate sometimes.

PG took the “matter” to snopes, the urban myth busters. A search for “2girls1cup” revealed nothing. The screen showing this result has an ad for Betty Crocker products about the search result. Maybe it was chocolate frosting used in the video? That would not have any influence on the hidden meaning of this “moving” video.

One of the reaction videos got PG thinking. Is there a deeper message embedded in the action of “2girls1cup”?Before we get started, it is disclaimer time.

It is not suggested that you watch this. If you are sensitive, have a heart condition, or have just eaten (like, in the last month), you may want to look at something else. It is gross, disgusting, and without redeeming social value. It is not safe for work, and has great danger for play.

PG doubts this message was the intention of the creators of this epic. They just wanted to make a bit of cheesy scat porn. And sell a few ringtones. They succeeded beyond their wildest dreams.

Of course, just because the creators of a work don’t intend for it to be a myth, that doesn’t stop the determined believer. Did the Council of Nicea intend their church canon to be taken as the inerrant Word of G-d? The texts in that canon were often telling allegorical stories. These were not to be taken as literal truth.

Is there a deeper truth inherent in this tawdry vignette of snacking sisters? Maybe.

The cup is the Christ figure in this saga. The deposit in the cup represents the sin of mankind, forgiven through the sacrifice of Jesus on the cross. Jesus took the sins of man on his shoulders, and paid the price for these sins, just as the cup received the product of a young lady’s digesto-elimination system.

The only trouble is, the girls then ate the forbidden flop. This compares to the way the church of Jesus Worship recycles sin. The poisonous anger and rudeness that Jesus paid for on the cross are fed back to the eager believers every Sunday.

As a response to this excremental dessert, the actress hurled onto the breast of her willing partner. This stands in for the verbal abuse that is showered on worshipers in houses of G-d every Sunday. The professional Jesus Worshipers are partaking of the same poison output as the flock.They project this vile output on the offering givers in the form of hellfire and brimstone sermons. And the worshipers think they are going to heaven as a result.

Was this the message the producers of this video intended? We cannot be certain.The best course of action is to refuse to partake of the product in the cup


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  1. greg said, on February 3, 2013 at 11:11 pm

    no deeper meaning. some people are just nasty %$#^ animals with no redeeming characteristics.

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