Conservative Dumpster Diving

Posted in Uncategorized by chamblee54 on June 28, 2010

Numbers two and three of the worst conservatives in america have recently made public statements about the alliterative custom of dumpster diving. This custom of recycling from a green box has enriched the lives of millions, and Oxy Contin abuser Rush Limbaugh thinks there should be more.

… Now that school is out, where to find food. …There are also things in what’s called the kitchen of your house called cupboards. And in those cupboards, most likely you’re going to find Ding-Dongs, Twinkies, Lays ridgy potato chips,…. There’s the Dollar Menu at McDonald’s and if they don’t have Chicken McNuggets, dial 911 and ask for Obama.
There’s another place if none of these options work to find food; there’s always the neighborhood dumpster. Now, you might find competition with homeless people there, but there are videos that have been produced to show you how to healthfully dine and how to dumpster dive and survive until school kicks back up in August. Can you imagine the benefit we would provide people?

A google search for these videos proved fruitless. (There were no twinkies and ding dongs either. This is from a man who hired Elton John to sing at his wedding.)

Apparently, Sarah Palin does not share this enthusiasm for green box recycling. Mrs. Palin was hired to speak at a California college recently, and some were offended by the honorarium. Students found the contract for the Palin show in a trash can, and publicized the details.

In her speech, Mrs. Palin said
“Students who spent their valuable, precious time diving through dumpsters before this event in order to silence someone … what a wasted resource,” She did not express her opinion of students looking for twinkies and ding dongs in the refuse facility.

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  1. activecitizen54 said, on June 28, 2010 at 6:47 pm

    The image of Avery is great, thanks.. He was on my shoulder when the image came up and he ended up on the computer, typically, going ga-ga over his own picture.

    ActiveCitizen 54.

  2. chamblee54 said, on June 28, 2010 at 6:51 pm

    Thanks for stopping by. It is good to know that you, and your feathered friend, are doing well.
    If only we could same thing about the United States.

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