Scents Of Humor

Posted in Uncategorized by chamblee54 on July 10, 2010

There was this message on facebook… “I BET you CAN’T stay on this page for 30 SECONDS without LAUGHING!” Now PG is opposed to gambling, but worries about his sense of humor sometimes. Even though the bet did not specify odds or a point spread, this was one to look into.

The facebook application quandary was easy to bypass. Just highlight the message, right click, and choose the google search.
Sure enough, the original page was easy to find. The phrase at the top…See the hidden content on Facebook pages without the hassles…was troubling, but not enough to stay away. After all, that virus scan last night didn’t show any problems, so the site might be ok.

The can’t laugh bet is based on a youtube video. The entertainment did not make PG laugh. There was an animated dancing banana that was shown twice. The good news is, the commenters agreed that the video was not funny. A person called Jesus said “God doesn’t love the creator of this video…” PG worries that his funny bone is broken sometimes, but enough people agree that the video in question is lame.

The bypass page has an ad on top from LaQuinta Inns. There is a story about a woman going to a hospital to have her baby. She drove past a LaQuinta Inn, and named her baby girl LaQuinta. If she has a brother named LeBron we have problems. ( Does anyone note that the initials of LeBron James are LBJ?)

As your reward for reading through this, here area a couple of jokes. A TRUE SOUTHERN LADY………..A very gentle Southern lady was driving across the Savannah River Bridge in Georgia one day. As she neared the top of the bridge, she noticed a young man fixing to jump. She stopped her car, rolled down the window and said, “Please don’t jump, think of your dear mother and father.””Mom and Dad are both dead; I’m going to jump.””Well, think of your wife and children.””I’m not married and I don’t have any kids.””Well, think of Robert E. Lee.” ”Who’s Robert E. Lee?””Well bless your heart, just go ahead and jump, you dumb ass Yankee.”
This hair color joke is courtesy of yellowdoggrannie.A blind man and his guide dog enter a Bar and find their way to a bar stool. After ordering a drink, and sitting there for a while, the blind guy yells to the bartender, “Hey, you wanna hear a blond joke?”The bar immediately becomes absolutely quiet. In a husky, deep voice, the woman next to him says, “Before you tell that joke, you should know something. The bartender is blond, the bouncer is blond and I’m a 6′ tall, 200 lb. blond with a black belt in karate. What’s more, the woman sitting next to me is blond and she’s a weight lifter. The lady to your right is a blond, and she’s a pro wrestler. Think about it seriously, Mister. You still wanna tell that joke?”The blind guy thinks a moment and says, “Nah, not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times.”

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  1. Michael said, on July 10, 2010 at 5:39 pm

    The video was supposed to be funny? It wasn’t.

  2. chamblee54 said, on July 10, 2010 at 7:58 pm

    I agree. It wasn’t even so bad it is amusing either…just dumb.

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