Kitty Colostomy Bag
Two years ago today, this report was making the rounds. “Yesterday I was talking on the phone with Yanar Mohammed from Organization of Women’s Freedom in Iraq (one of my clients). She told me of a horrific event this week in Iraq in which a large number (over 20 as I recall) of gay men were rounded up, had Super Glue applied to their anuses and then forced to drink high powered laxatives. They have been hospitalized and at least some are near death. She sent a link for an Arabic paper with news of the horrific event, but, obviously, I could not read it. Although Yanar serves women’s issues, apparently a reporter from the paper interviewed her because there are so few people willing to take the risk of speaking out against attacks on gays”
PG suspected a hoax, and could find little corraboration. Two years later, it is time to take another look at this issue. When you google “Yanar Mohammed super glue”, the top four results are the Chamblee54 story from 2009. The fifth result is a forum , which repeats the original claim, with a few more details ( and no links). This forum was posted May 13, 2009. At the *bottom* of the page is this message: “Disclaimer: DON’T BELIEVE A DAMN WORD YOU READ ON THIS WEBSITE!”
The next result in this search is from Redacted News This site tells the story of a CIA plan to make a porn video starring Saddam Hussein and Osama Bin Ladin. The plan was rejected, with the comment “Saddam playing with boys would have no resonance in the Middle East — nobody cares,” The story says that attitudes have changed in Babylon after the US invasion, and the story about super glue is repeated. When you click on the link to Al Arabiya , you get this message: “The requested URL /blog/2009/04/report-iraqi-militia-kill-gays-with-anal-glue-torture/ was not found on this server.”
Maybe the results will be better with a different phrase on google, like “sealing anus with super glue”. (408k choices). The top result is Bonsai Kitten . These charming people confine small cats to rigid vessels, so that they will grow to be the shape of that vessel. “The kitten essentially grows into the shape of the vessel! Once the cat is fully developed, it is removed (or the vessel broken to remove it!), producing the lovable, furry pet you’ve always wanted, but it remains in the shape you’ve always dreamed of! There is virtually no limit to the eventual shape of your pet.”
However, there are a few technical issues, where modern chemistry comes in handy. “Waste Removal. Left to its own devices, the kitten would quickly fill its vessel with its own urine and feces, leading to certain sickness and death, not to mention the inevitably unpleasant appearance and odor. The best solution is to seal the kitten’s anus with Super Glue prior to insertion, and then insert a waste tube through a third whole in the vessel. As the kitten’s body is still developing, a natural rectal diverticulum will soon form around the tube, which can be drained in any convenient fashion. It’s just like a kitty colostomy bag!”.
Pictures today are from The Library of Congress. Chamblee54 does not recommend, suport, or encourage, the activities described in this post.