Chamblee54

Homophone Activist

Posted in Uncategorized by chamblee54 on August 3, 2011








The perpetrator of a facility called Peekinthewall has left a couple of comments at this waste of pixels chamblee54. As it happens, PITW has a feature about the english language, which had a link to this feature about homophones. Homophones are not how Ellen Degeneres listens to her ipod. They are words that sound alike, but have different meanings.

The problem with the linked list is a fondness for cusswords. In the interest of promoting good grammar, with fewer dirty words, here is a list of homophones. There is a note about financial double meanings, for any capitalist dropping by. Pictures are by Chamblee 54. This is a repost.

Affect/Effect Affect is a verb, effect is a noun. The effects of your medication affect your ability to drive safely. For effective speech, use homophones properly.

Bare/Bear Bare means exposed. Bear is an animal, a Chicago football team, and the verb means to “bare with” or endure. By using improper grammar, you are laying bare your ignorance. I cannot bear this any longer: please, learn your homophones.

Capital/Capitol This one is a doozie. The two words have lots of meanings, and you just have to know which one is which. The A capitals include capital punishment, capital letters, and financial capital. The state capitol is spelled with an O. Remember, the state capitol has a rOtunda, which is round. It also has rotund people hanging out there.

Complement/Compliment  Brandy Ryan complements me because she is everything I’m not. I compliment Brandy Ryan on her transcendent beauty incessantly. Remember, when you say “I think you look nice”, you are putting I into compliment.

Discreet/Discrete People fall into two discrete groups. There are those with no shame, and then some are discreet about their activities.

Dual/Duel Dual refers to two of something, like a dual use. A duel involves two people, with one of them usually dead at the end. Alexander Hamilton had a dual career, before he died in a duel.

Ferry/Fairy/Faerie A Ferry is a boat, which carries cars and people over bodies of water. A magical creature in stories is a Fairy. A magical creature today is a Faerie.

It’s/Its Usually, when a word has an apostrophe and s, it means possession. This is an exception. It’s is short for it is. Its is the possesive form. This makes no sense, but is how languages work.

Loose/Lose The extra o makes a word that is loose as a goose. With only one o, you are going to lose the game. Tighten up…if you play loose you are going to lose. Ellen is going to lose her loose change.

Principal/Principle This is another head scratcher. The boss at your school is the principal, who is your pal. Ditto the man in the corner office, who is a principal of the firm, and may or may not be your pal. If you invest money in this firm, then the money you draw interest on is the principal, again with an a. This is a guiding principle (with an e) of investment, that you should never touch the principal, but use the interest.

Then/Than If you can’t write properly, then don’t write at all. By making mistakes, you show that most fourth graders have better grammar than you.

Their/There/They’re The grand daddy of confusion. You should know this, but then why you are reading? Their is possessive, there is a location, they’re is a contraction of they are. They’re going to take their ice cream and go there with it.

Verses/Versus Songs have verses, which is a noun. Versus is a preposition, and it implies a conflict between two opposing parties. Verses are sung in harmony, while versus implies competition.

Your/You’re This is another possession and contraction quagmire. Your is a possessive word.You’re is a contraction of you and are. It’s your language, and you’re going to use it properly. If you don’t, you’re going to look like an idiot, if you don’t learn how to use your own language.






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  1. […] to make this easy and fun to read. (Easy writing makes for tough reading.) Know the correct use of Their/There/They’re . 3- Use Pictures. The blog is a visual medium, and should be fun for the eye. Be careful with […]

  2. […] One is 21 Reasons Why English is Hard to Learn. There is a similar feature in the Chamblee54 archive, with better pictures. Part two is 10 Words You Mispronounce That Make People Think You’re an […]


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