An Idiot In The Other Stall

Posted in Uncategorized by chamblee54 on August 28, 2011

Living a diamond life in a rhinestone world. // “Writing is…that oddest of anomalies: an intimate letter to a stranger.” —Pico Iyer // “I live my life as an open book. I just don’t intend to read it to anyone.” // I write, you read. It’s a clean and simple relationship. // This video contains an audio track that has not been authorized by WMG. The audio has been disabled. // If you know someone or are related to someone who suffers from stupidity post this on your wall. People need to understand that stupidity is real and should be taken seriously. You could be sitting next to a stupid person right now. There is still no known cure for stupidity and sympathy does not help. // There are very few human beings who receive the truth, complete and staggering, by instant illumination. Most of them acquire it fragment by fragment, on a small scale, by successive developments, cellularly, like a laborious mosaic. – Anais Nin // Never go to bed angry. Stay awake and plot your revenge! // “Don’t speak to me about your religion; first show it to me in how you treat other people. Don’t tell me how much you love your God; show me in how much you love all God’s children. Don’t preach to me your passion for your faith; teach me through your compassion for your neighbors. In the end, I’m not as interested in what you have to tell or sell as I
am in how you choose to live and give.” – Newark Mayor Corey Booker // I don’t believe people are looking for the meaning of life as much as they are looking for the experience of being alive. ~ Joseph Campbell // I just want to make it clear that a hobby is not a pre-requisite for a fulfilling lycanthropic lifestyle. // “The problem with quotes on the Internet is that it is hard to verify their authenticity” – Abraham Lincoln // The economy is so bad that I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail, CEOs are now playing miniature golf, Exxon-Mobil just laid off 25 congressmen, Angelina Jolie just adopted a child from America, Motel 6 will no longer leave the light on, a picture is only worth 200 words, and Wall Street was just renamed Wal-mart Street. Finally I called the suicide hotline, got a call center in Pakistan and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck. // A redneck mountaineer took his son to a school to enroll him. “My boy’s after larning’, what d’ya have?” he asked the teacher. “We offer English, trigonometry, spelling, etc.,” she replied. “Well, give him some of that thar trigernometry; he’s the worst shot in the family. // Aristotle writes, “If everything, when it is behaving in a uniform manner, is continually either moving or at rest, but what is moving is always in the now, then the moving arrow is motionless.” // Bertrand Russell adds, “It is never moving, but in some miraculous way the change of position has to occur between the instants, that is to say, not at any time whatever. … The more the difficulty is meditated, the more real it becomes.” // “I have never thought much of the courage of a lion tamer. Inside the cage he is at least safe from other men. There is not much harm in a lion. He has no ideals, no religion, no politics, no chivalry, no gentility; in short, no reason for destroying anything that he does not want to eat.” — George Bernard Shaw // Energy is wasted when you try to influence people who have already decided they’re not going to be happy or nice. Let them be as they are & spend energy on the people that love & accept you, where you are, & as you are. // OMG!….I was in in the public restroom – I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice in the other stall: “Hi, how are you?” Me: embarrassed, “Doin’ fine!” Stall: “So what are you up to?” Me: “Uhhh, I’m like you, just sitting here.” Stall: “Can I come over?” Me: (attitude) “No, I’m a little busy right now!!” Stall: “Listen, I’ll have to call you back. There’s an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions! ~~ Re-post if this made you laugh // “The reverse side also has a reverse side” // “We act as though comfort and luxury were the chief requirements of life, when all that we need to make us happy is something to be enthusiastic about.” ~ Charles Kingsley // “Forgetting is very important to the experience of awe or wonder.” // I feel encouraged when people agree with me, but even more encouraged when people persevere in disagreeing with me in a mutually respectful way. I value hearing others’ perspectives. It helps me make informed decisions instead of stumbling around in the dark…. With all due respect, you’re totally wrong on that one. // #justbecause i said, you’re cute doesn’t mean i like you. // I’m done copying posts. I just don’t get it, and I think it clutters up Facebook. I wish people would stop asking to “copy and paste this post.” Copy and paste THIS *insert gesture here* // “…run down by the drunken taxicabs of absolute reality.” -AG // “The minute a writer offers nine hundred ninety-nine out of one thousand facts, the worm of bias has begun to wriggle.” // “Get the HELL off the beach right now. You’re done. You’ve maximized your tan. Evacuate.” // ‘An action is not virtuous merely because it is unpleasant to do.” // “The trick is in what one emphasizes. We either make ourselves miserable, or we make ourselves happy. The amount of work is the same.” — Carlos Castaneda // “I think Lady Gaga’s fashion is derived from her covering herself in industrial adhesive and rolling around in a landfill. She’s basically a living Katamari.” // Money weed pussy and more money // Brian: “Stewie, you’re quoting Scriptures out of context and you can’t even read.” Stewie: “Welcome to America, Brian.” // If I can’t dance, I don’t want to be part of your revolution. // Some woman just screamed “GOD I AM SO BORED!!” from her balcony behind me. Preach it, lady. //Selah

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