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Jimmy Crack Corn

Posted in Music by chamblee54 on July 25, 2012










Q: What does “Jimmy crack corn” mean, and why does he not care?—Matt, Columbus, Ohio

PG was trolling “stupidquestion.net” when there was a convergence of stupidity. (The site does not exist in 2012.) All his life he had heard “Blue Tail Fly”, and been embarrassed. And there, in (pardon the expression) black and white, was someone who wondered the same thing.

It seems as though “Blue Tail Fly” started out as a minstrel song. For those who don’t know, minstrel shows were white people putting on black makeup, and imitating African Americans. Minstrelsy is not well thought of these days.

The story of BTF involves a slave named Jim. A fly bit the pony the old massa was riding, the pony was offended, and threw the old massa off. He was hurt landing, and died. Jim still has to crack corn, but he doesn’t care anymore, because old massa has gone away.

Dave Barry took a poll once to find out the stupidest song of all time. The overwhelming winner/loser was “MacArthur Park”. The combination of over the top show stopping, while singing about a cake left out in the rain, makes this ditty a duh classic.

In the spirit of corny convergence, the video is a karaoke version featuring Donna Summer . Miss Summer is a talented singer, who happened to connect with Giorgio Moroder. There are lots of singers who would have hit the big time if they had fronted those records, but Donna Summer hit the jackpot.

For a proper post, there needs to be a third stupid song. This is not about stupid bands, singing about being D U M B. Even though they totally don’t belong, there is a video of the Ramones included. PG saw the Ramones at the Agora Ballroom in 1983. This was after their prime, and before a homeless man caught the Ballroom on fire.

We still need a third stupid song, and PG wants to get this posted with as little research as possible. Just like some writer was once given twenty minutes to write a song, and he decided to do the worst song he could think of. The result was “Wild Thing”. PG used to have a 45 of someone who sounded like Bobby Kennedy singing “Wild Thing”.
This is a repost. Pictures are from The Library of Congress.









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  1. Fashion Statement « Chamblee54 said, on August 5, 2012 at 11:19 am

    […] Share with Us. We’d love to hear eyewitness accounts, the history behind an article. ~ (fb) ~ Jimmy Crack Corn was written in the style of James Joyce. ~ When a Republican sees someone else grooving on the […]

  2. Blue Tail Fly | Chamblee54 said, on July 20, 2013 at 6:52 am

    […] to have a 45 of someone who sounded like Bobby Kennedy singing “Wild Thing”. This is a repost. Pictures are from “The Special Collections and Archives,Georgia State University […]

  3. Blue Tail Fly | Chamblee54 said, on July 25, 2014 at 4:12 am

    […] “Wild Thing”) has the late Casey Kasem, and Portuguese subtitles. This is a repost. Pictures are from “The Special Collections and Archives,Georgia State University […]


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