Chamblee54

Holiday Humor

Posted in Holidays by chamblee54 on July 3, 2013

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What did one flag say to the other flag? Nothing. It just waved!
What’s red, white, black and blue? Uncle Sam falling down the steps!
What would you get if you crossed Washington’s home with nasty insects? Mt. Vermin!

What did a patriot put on his dry skin? Revo-lotion!
Which colonists told the most jokes? Punsylvanians!
What was General Washington’s favorite tree? The infantry!

Where did George Washington buy his hatchet? At the chopping mall!
What quacks, has webbed feet, and betrays his country? Beneduck Arnold!
Did you hear the one about the Liberty Bell? Yeah, it cracked me up!

What would you get if you crossed a patriot with a small curly-haired dog? Yankee Poodle!
Why did Paul Revere ride his horse from Boston to Lexington? The horse was too heavy to carry!
What happened as a result of the Stamp Act? The Americans licked the British!

This waste of bandwidth is a repost. Pictures are from Gwinnett County. A non-productive site called Jokes Funny supplied the text.

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  1. Bad Patriotic Jokes | Chamblee54 said, on July 4, 2015 at 12:03 pm

    […] to carry! What happened as a result of the Stamp Act? The Americans licked the British! This is a repost. Picture are from The Library of […]

  2. Beneduck Arnold | Chamblee54 said, on July 4, 2018 at 10:13 am

    […] to carry! What happened as a result of the Stamp Act? The Americans licked the British! This is a repost. Picture are from The Library of […]


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