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Recently, I suggested people write facebook comments in a separate file, and then post these comments after a bit of review. One advantage of this system is being able to recycle the rejected comments. ~ Maybe it is the activists who are defensive and ignorant. ~ I would want to not hear other people’s ideas about religion. ~ Some kid just tried to crank call me, “Hello, you seemed to have left your bra a Victoria’s Secret.” I said, “I got a secret for you.. you’re going nowhere fast so how bout you stop playing on the damn phone and read a damn book!” I mean really, is my generation going to have to take credit for doing EVERYTHING better??? Apparently yes we are, these children. SMDH! … is prince albert still in the can? (fb) ~ I am with the government, and I am here to help. ~ My ideas usually come not at my desk writing but in the midst of living. Anais Nin (fb) ~ ‏@Pinoy_Humor I wasn’t that drunk Dude, you were in my closet yelling “where the heck is narnia?” #SignsYouWereDrunk (tw) ~ @FillWerrelFan #SignsYouWereDrunk You look at Snooki & think “Yeah I’d hit that” (tw) ~ ‏@FillWerrelFan Dude I wasn’t that drunk… Dude you grabbed a broomstick & jumped off the roof thinking you were playing Quidditch. #SignsYouWereDrunk (tw) ~ @SoVeryAwkward That awkward moment when you start cutting into pineapples, screaming “SPONGEBOB, I KNOW YOU’RE IN THERE!” #SignsYouWereDrunk (tw) ~ @awkwardnoodles #SignsYouWereDrunk Holding onto monkey bars and screaming, “JACK, I’LL NEVER LET GO!” (tw) ~ @JustBarz #SignsYouWereDrunk: You kept repeating “I’m not drunk” (tw) ~ I have enjoyed the music. Time is always a valable commodity. I specialize in vintage photographs at chamblee54, and one of my prime sources is going to a new system, which looks to be about ten percent as good as the old one. Nothing lasts forever, except a tweet trashing a sensitive person. Also, if you can get away from blogspot/google, you might be able to do better. I started out with blogspot, and got a mysterious file that kept me from using google. I moved my blog to WordPress, and am very happy there… so far. ~ On Jul 11, 2012, at 8:17 PM, LXXXXX XXXXXXXXX wrote: my name is LXXXX from linked in love to swap pics maybe cam skype sometime if interested my e-mail is lXXXXXXXXXXXX.com my IM is XXXXXXXX and my skype ID is XXXXXXXXXXXX i have to tell you up front that i am gay and a nudist and usually when on cam i am naked but if nudity bothers you i can put on clothes up to you to tell me which clothed or nude it is your decision i will comply here are a few G rated pics so know what i look like love to see a few pics of you nudes will not offend me if have any that is should i get one from you that will tell me that it is ok for me to send you my nudes alright take care later LXXXX ~ ~ ~ Hello LXXXX, I hope you will not be offended by this, but I am declining your offer because I am not physically attracted to you. Thank you for the invitation! ZZZZZ (fb) ~ “I hate a song that makes you think that you are not any good. I hate a song that makes you think that you are just born to lose. Bound to lose. No good to nobody. No good for nothing. Because you are too old or too young or too fat or too slim too ugly or too this or too that. Songs that run you down or poke fun at you on account of your bad luck or hard traveling. I am out to fight those songs to my very last breath of air and my last drop of blood. I am out to sing songs that will prove to you that this is your world and that if it has hit you pretty hard and knocked you for a dozen loops, no matter what color, what size you are, how you are built, I am out to sing the songs that make you take pride in yourself and in your work. And the songs that I sing are made up for the most part by all sorts of folks just about like you. I could hire out to the other side, the big money side, and get several dollars every week just to quit singing my own kind of songs and to sing the kind that knock you down still farther and the ones that poke fun at you even more and the ones that make you think you’ve not any sense at all. But I decided a long time ago that I’d starve to death before I’d sing any such songs as that. The radio waves and your movies and your jukeboxes and your songbooks are already loaded down and running over with such no good songs as that anyhow.” – Woody Guthrie (fb) ~ Guy, looking at menu, then to girl with him: Philly tubesteak? You’re having one of those tonight anyway. (pause) Cause I’m from Philly! (ony) ~ Sobbing seven-year-old: I just want… a nap… and a pepperoni pizzaaaa! (ony) ~ Five-year-old on very crowded subway car: Ewww mommy, it stinks! Mom: I know, honey, it’s New York. That’s why we’re moving. (ony) ~ Exasperated girl on cell to boyfriend sitting next to her: I’m trying to tell him we’ll get there early but he’s not listening, he just keeps making those frenchy sounds at me. (ony) ~ Hobo, pulling hot dog out of a bin, taking a bite, and throwing it straight on the footpath: This is a fucking vegetarian dog! (ony) ~ Older woman getting out of the subway with a bike, singing: Vegan is the way, vegans are the best, vegans have better health, vegans have better sex. (ony) ~ Man to friend on bike: You’re not a vegetarian anymore! Now you’re a cannibal. (ony) ~ Vegetarian: I’m vegetarian, but I still eat sugar. (ony) ~ Securities and Insurance Products and Services: Are not FDIC or any other Government Agency Insured Are not Bank Guaranteed May Lose Value ~ @historyweird @elliotclowes The usual. I’ve disgusted them; I’ve offended God; I’m embarrassing my mother. “Mission accomplished” on all 3 counts, I say. (tw) ~ @historyweird 1431: Parisian councilors order that fresh meat can only be sold in daylight, partly to stop skinned cats being sold as rabbits and hares. (tw) ~ @historyweird 1776: Catherine the Great writes to her inexperienced lover Zavadovsky, calling him “Vesuvius” because of his “fast & unexpected eruptions”. (tw) ~ @historyweird 1941: At a wartime summit, Franklin Roosevelt enters Winston Churchill’s room – and finds Winny “stark naked & gleaming pink” after his bath (tw) ~ @historyweird 1947: American underwear mogul JG Hanes starts the Human Betterment League – which lobbies to sterilise children below a certain IQ. (tw) ~ ‏@historyweird 1438: Hordes of hungry wolves enter Paris and roam the streets, eating cats, attacking children and digging up the city’s graveyards. (tw) ~ ‏@historyweird c.1480: In the popular ‘Talk of Ten Wives’, the wives discuss their husbands’ genital endowment, comparing them to slugs, beans & maggots. (tw) ~ @historyweird 1936: The Nazis force Heinrich Ratjen to tape down his genitals & compete in the Berlin Olympics as a woman. He came 4th in the high jump. (tw) ~ Woman outside a Subway restaurant on cell: Hi, this is Erica*. I met you on the plane to rehab. (ony) ~ Teenager to friends: When he was a teenager, he got all this money from the government because his mother was this amazing drug addict. (ony) ~ Loud guy, comfortingly: Listen, you shouldn’t be embarrassed that you’re Polish. (ony) ~ Woman on the train: And then he said, “ciao bella” and I was like, “I don’t speak French, you idiot.” (ony) ~ ‏@historyweird c.79AD: Graffiti on a Pompeii wall: “Harpocras hic cum Drauca bene futuit denario” (Harpocras had good sex here with Drauca for a denarius). (tw) ~ @historyweird 1520: Thomas More shows his naked daughters to Roper. Having “seen both sides” he selects one by “patting her Buttock”. (tw) ~ ‏@historyweird 1744: Dr Hamilton is appalled when his French host uses the same bowl for shaving, cleaning his hands, washing a cabbage and serving punch. (tw) ~ ‏@historyweird 1939: Wimbledon refuses an entry from Gottfried von Cramm, runner-up to Fred Perry in 1936 – because he was jailed by the Nazis for sodomy. (tw) ~ @historyweird c.70AD: Sotira suggests treating advanced malaria by coating the patient’s feet with menstrual blood, ideally without his or her knowledge. (tw) ~ @historyweird 1740: Matthew Buchinger, a limbless sex-mad performing dwarf, dies in Cork. He married 4 times, had countless lovers & fathered 23 children. (tw) ~ “I must create a system or be enslaved by another mans; I will not reason and compare: my business is to create.” -William Blake “So misunderstood, but what’s the world without enigma?” -Dwayne Michael Carter, Jr. (fb) ~ We destroyed the community to save it. ~ What you post here says more about you than it does about racism and privilege. ~ Rap stands for racism and privilege. ~ Be careful. It is easy to hurt yourself, in spite of, or because of, your good intentions. The spine is very easy to screw up. ~ 30 pictures, 7 videos, 1106 words. outstanding value. ~ One of the sites I enjoy is Pure Film Creative. There is a story there now, http://purefilmcreative.com/baker-street/the-tosh-pit.html, about the Daniel Tosh controversy. For those who have been on vacation, Mr. Tosh made a tasteless comment about rape at a recent comedy show, and has been roundly criticized. There has been a reaction, to the reaction, with some people screaming *free speech*. The author of the article writes a paragraph where he says that *free speech* includes the *right* to make noise about someone who tells rape jokes. The first sentence of the next paragraph was verrry interesting. “The only crime committed by Tosh is lameness.” ~ I am writing stuff for my blog. I was listening to a podcast, which I just turned off because one of the speakers thinks an invasion of Iran is a good idea. ~ Your vote will only count once. This is not a scientific poll. ~ Here is more information about this execution. The State of Georgia is going to a one drug method of poisoning the condemned. They are using an intentional overdose of pentobarbital. When SCOTUS approved this method of execution, it was for a procedure using three drugs. 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