Bong Water

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It was a glorious wednesday morning, on the eve of the annual Georgia bakeoff. There was a tasteful tweet by @PeterMoskos “Bong water, people. Maybe if you’ve never smoked one you don’t understand. Nobody is saving bong water. Mich less to shoot up. It’s bong water. It’s the most vile water in viledom.”
A bit of investigation led to a stock photo. A bong phalanx was gearing up to go into retail combat. Some turkey in Minnesota thinks drug users save bong water for intravenous use. @PaulMcI60250823 “Many of us boof it too, especially during the holiday season”
This led to a haiku reduction. … mix Minnesota justice lie testimony bong water future … HR is a progression of what was once known as blackout poetry. The concept is relatively simple. You take a block of text. Highlight the parts you want to keep, hopefully in a five-seven-five pattern. Trash the remaining text. The result is a haiku reduction. In the latest iteration, you take a picture, use the text in the picture, and leave the rest of the image intact. A few samples illustrate this feature.

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